Monday 15 July 2013

Akpors is at it again

A Ghanian, a china man and a Nigerian man (Akpos) were lost in the forest and were captured by the cannibals.
The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they would live if they pass a trial.
The 1st step was to go deeply inside the forest and get ten pieces of desame kind of fruits.
The 3 men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
The Ghanian first returned with ten Apples, the king explained the 2nd step; you have to swallow the ten apples without any expression on your face or you will be killed.
He took in the first one, but on the 2nd, he winced in pain and was killed.
After few minutes, The china man returned and showed the king ten berries, the king also explained the 2nd step to him; you have to swallow this ten berries without any sign on yourface or you will be killed,he thought to himself that it would be easy for him.
He started, he took the 1st, 2nd,3rd,4th,5th,6th,7th,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst outin laugh and was killed..
The Ghanian and the china man met in heaven and the ghanian ask; mahn why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trials, the china man replied; i couldn't control it when i saw the nigerian man(Akpos) coming with ten WATER MELONS!..

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