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I promised her 20k Last Week As we were chatting on BBM, She Came To Abuja An Unexpected Visit.
Dat Morning She Asked Me Of The 20k I Promised Her. I Then Told Her Dat I Want To Leave For Minna In The Next 5mins. I Gave Her My GTB ATM Card Dat She Should Take It nd Withdraw All Shem Wanted (Knowing Fully Well Dat I Had Less Dan 5k In Dat Account).
As Soon As She Kissed Me & Left, I Quickly Left The House Knowing Dat She Will come Crying Back To Me.
As I was driving past Zuba, My Elder Brother Called Me On The Phone Saying “Bros,You Don Get The Alert? I Just Dey Komot From GTB oh! I Don Pay That 100k Wey I Been Owe ?ou Into ?our Account, Thanks” Meeen!!! See Sweat!!!
Few Minutes Later, I Got The Alert!! Confirm 100k Credited. I Want Die As d Money Enter.
Tried calling her phone, Switched Off. Tried PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery.
The Next minute, Alerts:
20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k debited,
20k debited,
20k debited.
Even the Last 5k Withdrawn…
I No Know Wetin Happen To Me, I Found Myself On Hospital Bed.
Now They Are Asking Me What Happened? I am still shaking.
Wot Will I Say???