‘I Had SéX WIth My Cat

An Oklahoma City woman is accused of threatening her neighbor with a knife before announcing she had s*x with her cat. Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, allegedly brandished a pocket knife at her neighbor, 72-year-old Elmer Morrison, Monday afternoon and asked if he wanted to die, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
Morrison called the cops, and when a responding officer asked Morrison why she was threatening her neighbor, she allegedly replied, “Because of what he did to me… I had s*x with my cat and everyone knows.” She allegedly added that Morrison didn’t know she had s*x with the cat, she was just “mad at him and wants him to die.” Brown was arrested and charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon. It’s unclear if Brown actually engaged in intercourse with her cat.

In 2011, though, an Iowa man was charged with animal abuse after police say he got high on meth and attempted to have s*x with a feline before throwing the animal out the window. The cat died as a result. Sometimes even the idea of bestiality is enough to spark violence. Last month, a Wisconsin man was accused of getting into a violent altercation at a bar after insisting it was a constitutional right to have s*x with a goat.