Saturday, 15 June 2013

See What Happens When Masquerade Flogs a DPO’s daughter

See What Happens When Masquerade Flogs a DPO’s daughter
Hahahaha this story is really funny, but then Oga DPO take am easy. You’ve never seen where masquerade begs for mercy, so you won’t understand. hahaha


NEW MUSIC; Story teller

Coperate Boiz is a four man group signed on Music Geeks entertainment,which is made up of Lanki, Kris-geek, Jesse,and Kreski. These are young dynamic teens that have come to make their mark in the music industry with their debut single titled Storyteller.


Celebrities at Mai Atafo's 'The Dream Wedding II' event

Renowned designer, Mai Atafo's My Dream Wedding event held last night Thursday June 13th at Landmark Village Event Centre, Oniru. Will bring official photos later, for now check out some celebrities at the event. Continue...





SSS parades Poly student for impersonating Uduaghan

DIRECTOR of the State Security Service (SSS) in Delta State, Mrs. Florence Ikanone, yesterday paraded a  27-year-old  graduate of Accountancy from Delta State Polytechnic, Ogwashi-Uku, Mr. Philip  Urieh, for allegedly impersonating Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan on the social networking site, facebook.
She said the suspect, a native of Uzere in Isoko South Local Government Area of the state, was recently arrested by operatives of the state command following painstaking surveillance that was mounted on him as a result of series of reports received on the subject.
According to the Director, the suspect through the facebook platform allegedly defrauded unsuspecting persons to the tune of over N5 million by opening a facebook account with the name and picture of  Governor Uduaghan which he uses to deceive his clients, promising them juicy contracts and government appointments.
“The suspect’s modus operandi is that he receives messages and responds to them as if he were the executive governor. He defrauded one Felix from Agbor through the facebook account to the tune N1.2 million on the promise of making him to sponsor beauty pageant.
“In addition, he paid N600,000 for billboards, praising the governor; N480,000 to be given to Chief of Staff; N540,000 for repairs of a Kia salon car belonging to subject; and he was equally instructed to pay N500,000 to be given to the Speaker of the State House of Assembly to ease his screening as a commissionership candidate,”  said the SSS boss.
This boy try......


Ex-soldier kills spouse over opposition to second wife

A retired soldier has reportedly murdered his wife in cold blood, over her objection to his taking a second wife. The incident occurred in Igarra, Akoko–Edo Local Government Area of Edo State. The deceased – Mrs Onyonishoyi Ukana (Nee Akarutu) – was reportedly macheted in the middle of the night by her husband, Shakede Ukana, a retired Warrant Officer (WO 2) in the Nigerian Army. Ukana reportedly committed the crime at about 1am in the early hours of Thursday, dismembering her body into pieces. Saturday Newswatch also learnt that Shakede’s 18-year-old son, whose name could not be ascertained at the time of filing this report, was also badly injured, allegedly receiving cuts from his father when he tried to save his mother.
The young man had reportedly raised the alarm, which attracted neighbours, as he was awoken by his mother’s loud scream while she was being assaulted by his father.  It was gathered that the couple has been in a running battle over plans by the killer husband to formally marry his mistress, a move his wife had vehemently opposed, resulting in several fights in the home. It was also learnt that attempts by family members and friends to resolve the crisis failed as the warring partners refused to budge. The remains of the late Mrs Ukana have reportedly been deposited in a private mortuary in Igarra, while the accused, Mr Shakede, is believed to be in police custody, awaiting further investigation into the matter.
Edo State Police Public Relations Officer, ASP Moses Eguavoen, told Saturday Newswatch that he is yet to be briefed on the incident.


Photos: Patience Ozokwor attracts huge crowd in Johannesburg

Nollywood actress, Patience Ozokwor, aka Mama G, met with some fans at Kempton Park on Thursday as she toured the city to launch iRokotv's new dvd business. More photos after the cut...



 


Don Jazzy gets the £1.2million champagne from Alexander Amosu

While we all hoped Peter Okoye would get the champagne first, following his sarcastic reaction to the ridiculous price of the wine…Alexander Amosu has taken us all by surprise by sending Don Jazzy not Peter a free bottle of his £1.2million champagne!
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Mavin Records CEO, Don Jazzy put up the above photo of himself with a bottle of the wprld's most expensive champagne, Gout de Diamants. "Taste of Diamonds" on his instagram page with the caption;
“So I was honored with the 1st bottle to touch Nigera. #GoĆ»tdediamants cheers to the weekend. Cc @alexanderamosu#Mavin” he tweeted.
We can’t wait to have Don Jazzy share his experience of the wine – the taste!


Nigerian filmmaker Ehizojie Ojesebholo Spotted with Bill Bellamy

Ehizojie Ojesebholo with American actor and stand-up comedian; Bill Bellamy.

Ehizojie Ojesebholo with hip hop legends, Salt-n-Pepa.


Wednesday, 12 June 2013

Composer of Nigerian National Anthem Is Dead.


Report reaching us is stating that Pa Benedict Odiase (MON), the Composer Of the Nigerian National Anthem, ‘Arise O Compatriots’ Is Dead.
Pa Benedict Odiase died last night in his sleep.
Details coming shortly!
REST IN PEACE, PA Odiase!!




'Trek'-themed Acer Aspire R7 boldly goes up for auction

Finally, a Windows 8 machine that'll feel at home on other planets. As part of a "Star Trek Into Darkness" tie-in, Acer launches a limited-edition "Trek"-themed version of its ambitious Aspire R7.

Kind of see what we mean?
(Credit: Acer)

On returning home from seeing "Star Trek Into Darkness" on Sunday, I couldn't help but wish my laptop had a more USS Enterprise-y feel. Thankfully, Acer has anticipated such consumer fancies, announcing Wednesday that it's partnered with Paramount to offer a limited-edition Trek-themed Aspire R7.
As is generally the case with such blockbuster-related gadgets, the tie-in here is entirely promotional. The touch-enabled laptop comes engraved with a stainless steel "Star Trek" logo, and includes a logo-festooned sleeve, a film poster signed by the film's cast, and "Star Trek" content such as wallpapers, a soundtrack, and a video game.
The ambitiously designed Aspire R7, however, does feature a flexible design that allows users to move and position the hinged 15.6-inch 1,920x1,080 touch screen as needed, including into a configuration that does sort of resemble the Enterprise.
Acer has already been tied up with "Star Trek Into Darkness," featuring a "explore beyond limits/seek new frontiers" marketing campaign for several of its products and offering a free Star Trek: The Video Game download for buyers of the Aspire R7.
Only 25 units of the "Trek"-themed Aspire R7 have launched, with only one available for purchase via auction on eBay. Bidding will start on June 12 and continue through June 24, with proceeds benefiting two charities: Save the Children and A Mission Continues, which aids military veterans.
The Windows 8 machine, a combination of laptop and all-in-one desktop, has a 1.8GHz Intel Core i5-3337U; a 500GB hard drive plus a 24GB SSD; an HD Webcam; and sells for a suggested retail price of $1,000. It'll be interesting if bidding goes stratospheric on the "Trek"-themed machine -- and if any Klingons try to get in on the action.






EFCC seize 44 properties over N700m Union bank scam

 EFCC seizes 44 properties over N700m Union bank scam 

 EFCC seizes 44 properties over N700m Union bank scam
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC has received an interim order from Justice F.A Olubanjo of the Federal High Court, Umuahia, Abia State, to take possession of 44 assets of the eight
persons who allegedly defrauded Union Bank of Nigeria Plc of about N700million.



MARRIAGE HUNTING BRA. WEIRD!! RIGHT?YOU GOT IT.


The Marriage-Hunting Bra

A new type of functional clothing that hails from Japan, the Marriage-Hunting Bra (Konkatsu Bra) has been designed by Triumph International.

If time's ticking on and you're looking to tie the knot, marriage-minded women can purchase this bra and set the LED display timer in the middle of the garment to display a countdown -- relating to when the lady hopes she'll be married.
The white-lace bra also has a ring holder and pockets for a pen and official stamp seal if the LED display isn't hint enough.
PLACE YOUR ORDER NOW


To all my ladies this post is for you Bizarre tech: Gifts and gadgets

Wearable LED lights.
For all you wanna be ourstanding in the crowd, this is the perfect gift that calls out " All eyes on me" THE WEARABLE EYELID LIGHT. Sorry that is EYELED LIGHT


Wearable LED lights

Fashion encompasses everything from fur to metal, but can LED lights really make a mark in the industry?
The LED Eyelash project aims to do just that. Whether a gimmick or not, Soomi Park's wearable LED eyelashes certainly make an entrance. 

Perhaps best suited to the neon-bedecked raver, Soomi calls the wearable tech a way to cater for female desires of having larger and more expressive eyes. Instead of relying on eyeshadow and mascara, the model above is connected up to a pair of fake eyelashes, explained as such:
FEATURES;
"It features a sensor to turn on and/or off. The sensor can perceive the movements of the pupil in the eyes and eyelids. If you wear it and move your head, LED Eyelash will flicker following your movements. It is as simple to use as wearing false eyelashes and as easy to remove as taking off a piece of jewelry."



Woman Arrested 396 Times, Ordered to Get Help

Woman Arrested 396 Times, Ordered to Get Help.
Who kept calling 911? 
what for? 
Gosh for 396 times!!!!! 
Somebody call the hospital. Now!!!!

Shermain Miles - a woman who has been arrested 396 times and used 83 aliases throughout her life - apologized inside a Cook County courtroom yesterday and accepted a plea deal that will send her to a mental health and substance abuse rehab program.
Shermain Miles Mug Shots
The 51-year old has been locked up since December for crimes she committed while on parole for an armed robbery conviction and listened quietly while a judge told her:
"All of us are reaching out to you and offering you, maybe for the first time in your life, a hand, Okay? But you've got to reach out and grab all of our hands as well."
Monday's sentencing of professional assistance for Miles stemmed from her latest arrests: one for an alleged assault and two for trespassing and drinking in public.
Miles has agreed to mental health evaluation and follow-up treatment, along with a program for alcohol abuse.
Overall, she has been booked 92 times for theft; 65 times for disorderly conduct; 59 times for prostitution-related crimes; and five times for robbery or attempted robbery.


JIM CAREY STRUGGLES CONTINUE AS DUMB AND DUMBER GET KICKED OFF

Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey's career could use a boost (Photo: Ray Tamarra/FilmMagic)


"Dumb and Dumber To" has been kicked to the curb, making for the latest blow to Jim Carrey's career.Warner Bros.' decision to pass on the "Dumb and Dumber" sequel comes hot on the heels of the box office failure of "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone," a film that had a similar budget but grossed only $22 million domestically. Carrey received good reviews for his portrayal of a Criss Angel-like street magician but the film failed to connect with audiences.


Writer-directors Peter and Bobby Farrelly will have to look elsewhere in continuing the misadventures of Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) and Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), as The Hollywood Reporter brings word that WB passed on giving the greenlight to "Dumb and Dumber To," the long in-development sequel to the 1994 hit comedy.
'Dumb and Dumber'
'Dumb and Dumber' (Photo: Everett)
Warner Bros. apparently saw limited potential in the sequel (admittedly, it has been almost 20 years since the first film), even though the budget was pitched to be around $30 million. The writer-director sibling duo are shopping the project out to other studios, which finds Harry and Lloyd hitting the road in search of Harry's illegitimate daughter ... and completely ignores the much-reviled 2003 prequel, "Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd."
Carrey, a box office powerhouse who could command $20 million per film back in the '90s and early '00s, has been having a rough time of it lately. His last starring vehicle was "Mr. Popper's Penguins," which was released two years ago this month and only earned $68 million domestic on abudget of $55 million. Despite the fact that he's always an engaging performer and also does well in edgier projects such as "I Love You Phillip Morris" (2008) and "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" (2004), Carrey just doesn't have the mainstream appeal that he used to.
The 51-year-old actor will next be seen in a supporting role as mobster turned vigilante Colonel Stars and Stripes in "Kick-Ass 2," opening August 16. He is also set to star alongside Owen Wilson in a yet-to-be-titled bank heist comedy.
Meanwhile, Carrey's "Dumb and Dumber" pal Jeff Daniels is gearing up for Season Two of "The Newsroom," which premieres on HBO on July 14.